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Dear DJ: To update Johnny Mercer's lyric, as sung to a fucking horse by Louis Armstrong ina 1930's Warner Brothers movie:


Jeepers, creepers....how’d ya lose them peepers

Jeepers, creepers...where’d Deseri put your eyes

Gosh oh, git up....how’d they get so pulled out

Gosh oh, gee oh....how’d they get that size


Golly gee...when you e-mail me on a dare

Woe is me...your jpegs give me quite a scare


Jeepers, creepers....why'd you pull them peepers

Oh, they're weepers....how they hypnotize


(instrumental break)


Jeepers, creepers....why you deep 6 them peepers

Oh, those weepers....how they trumatize

You normally exude sex

Who do you think you are?

Maybe Oedipus Rex?

Maybe Oedipus Rex!



    _____ tom;

not much to say about tom
i think he is brilliant
and not in a flippant way, noooo!
i really do!


he wrote it in response to the
awesome art deseri did:
moazombie
moazombie